Fashion
As a favor to all of you I’ve decided that to give some of you some fashion advice. Of course, most of you will never look good as me no matter how hard you try.
- Drop those pounds ladies and gentlemen. If you want to look as great as me, you’re going to need to lose some weight. Okay?
- Get your eyebrows plucked/tweezed/threaded. Because really, no one wants to look at those caterpillars above your eyes.
- You know those plaid skirts from the 80’s some of you insist on wearing? Well, there’s a reason they stayed in the 80’s.
- PLEASE, look in a mirror before you leave the house.
These are just a few words of wisdom. I don’t even know why I try. Most of you still come to school looking like you haven’t had a decent shower or meal in months.
